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Puppetry of Penis weirdly hilarious
by Lynn Welburn - Nanaimo Daily News
October 3, 2002

I don't know what it says about our modern world when hundreds and hundreds of Nanaimoites (primarily women) are prepared to plunk down nearly $45 a head to watch a couple of naked Aussies play with their willies live on stage a the Port Theatre as happened Tuesday night when Puppetry of the Penis came to town.
But whatever it means, when all the deconstruction is said and done, the show, which plays tonight for its third and final night in town, seems to have left an awful lot of people with great big grins on their faces. And really, how bad can that be?

Puppetry was concocted in 1996 by Australian Simon Morley and now includes several troupes. The duo that hit Nanaimo was Richard Sutherland and Simon Bradley with opening act award-winning Canadian comedienne Kristeen von Hagen from Victoria.

I came to the Tuesday night show a penis puppetry virgin, never having seen anything from the act. I knew they were going to be naked and I knew they were going to be doing some odd stuff with their reproductive organs, but beyond that, nada.

First, the choice of Von Hagen as opening act was a good one.

Obviously she had a tough job because when you face an audience filled with people who have paid good money to watch a couple of naked men play with themselves and you walk out, a fully clothed, obviously penisless female, you gotta have some chutzpah. And she did. Her act was raunchy, which was appropriate to warming up for an act like Puppetry; but also very funny.

She has great timing, a wonderfully self-deprecating style and some deliciously off-beat jokes that struck the right chords.

Sutherland and Bradley get naked on stage fairly quickly and, judging by the approving shrieks of laughter, this was what the audience was waiting for.

At first it's mildly shocking, but after the first few moments in which you gawk and check out the equipment, the shock is gone and you start to pay attention to the jokes and the rather amazing things one can do with a few inches of resilient spare skin.

Some of the more amazing "installations" include the Windsurfer, Eiffel Tower and the Sea Anemone. There really is no way to describe these except to say that an awful of lot women may start expecting extra entertainment value from the penises in their lives.

Sutherland and Bradley are wonderfully comfortable in their nudity (all that Aussie Rules Football locker room time has obviously paid off) and in the end, it's not shocking or decadent or even all that titillating.

It's just weird, hilarious and the show ends just before it has a chance to slide from funny to repetitive.

The medical profession tells us that a good belly laugh is healthy. If so, that was one healthy audience that walked out of the Port Theatre Tuesday night.

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